Apple Releases iPod Femto, First iPod Exclusively Made For iPods, and iPad

Apple CEO Steve Jobs Shows Off New iPod Femto, iPod for iPods

CUPERTINO, CA – In a surprise move today, Apple announced the release of its first ever for-iPods-only iPod, completely overshadowing the much-anticipated release of its groundbreaking tablet computer, the iPad. According to Apple CEO Steve Jobs, the iPod Femto is “small enough for an iPod Nano to hold in its docking port, and has enough hard drive capacity to carry five iPod commercials, or 100 songs from iPod commercials.”

The move was surprising to say the least; industry insiders were stunned by the announcement. But at Apple’s highly awaited annual press conference Wednesday, Jobs insisted the time was right. “iPods have become so ubiquitous in popular culture that we decided it was high time they deserved iPods of their own.”

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Civil rights groups across the nation reacted with protest, including Rev. Jesse Jackson, who expressed his disapproval at a grassroots anti-discrimination rally hastily organized Wednesday morning in Bethesda Park, Ma.  ”We will not stand for such blatant corporate expression of racial prejudice. Since when it is legal to sell any product only to red, hot pink, lime green, and electric blue individuals?”

While some iPods remained reticent, others spoke out in favor of Apple’s actions. “Why can’t we have our own iPods?” asked iPod Shuffle Denise Strayer, of Taipei, Taiwan/Shanghai, China. “Babies have their own food. Dogs have their own houses. I don’t see why everybody’s in such a fuss over this. If you want your own iPod, go make one.”

While acknowledging the controversy of Apple’s surprisingly contentious product release, Jobs hinted that the future may hold even more: “iPod for iPod for iPod development has already begun.”