
Report Finds All Of Willie Nelson’s Love Songs Actually Written About Wendy’s Cheeseburgers
January 7, 2010 by Adam Montgomery Lampert · 1 Comment
AUSTIN, TX – Yesterday, legions of legendary country musician Willie Nelson’s fans, former lovers and admirers became outraged and heartbroken when an independent inquiry reported that it had discovered all of his love songs had actually been written about his favorite fast food snack, Wendy’s cheeseburgers.